Finally Going Public

I'm so excited! My awesome buddy Keith from Erasmus Hall was so kind to publish my story and reveal the pod conspiracy. Finally, the public is going to find out about the real threat that mankind is facing today. Forget about zombies, forget about vampires, Twilight is sooo 2010. It's the pod invasion from parallel dimensions that you need to know about ...

PODZ: A Short History of the First Pelvic War

Imagine that it’s 1965 – and you’re a skinny, fifteen year old Jewish kid from Brooklyn – and while you’re learning to use your pelvis for something besides pissing, you discover that the earth is the target of a full scale invasion by pecks of pernicious pods from a parallel dimension. Then imagine that the pods have invaded earth for one reason, to snatch human pelvises – because pods are plants and they can’t evacuate, mastercate, or pork another person without one, which means they can’t have any fun.

Now, ask yourself, “What would I have done in such a dire situation?” Well, if you were Ishmael Rosensweig, astral traveler and the revered savior of mankind, you wouldn't have rested until you’d reunited your family members – who’d been snatched during the McCarthy hearings in 1954 – with their missing body parts. And like any red-blooded, Jewish kid from Brooklyn, you would’ve devoted the rest of your life to destroying the pod conspiracy before it destroyed the youth of the nation.

So, if you still have a pelvis and want to find out who said, “If pussy pulverized pods as easily as pubescent punks like you popped pimples, our planet wouldn't be in this piss poor predicament in the first place,” or how Ishmael survived puberty, became a holy man, got the girl, and with the support of a frighteningly dysfunctional group of fair weather friends, traveled to the astral plane and saved mankind, you’ll have to read “PODZ: A Short History of the First Pelvic War”.

PODZ: A Short History of the First Pelvic War, Keith Sherwood, Amazon Kindle Edition, 2011, $2,99, also available on Amazon.de, Amazon.co.uk, Smashwords, Barnes & Noble, and the Apple iBookstore.

PODZ - funny, funny book :)

If you were ever teenager, this book will hit you right between your eyes.
Ishmael, his friends and his pelvic war dragged me into teen times (which is quite a task),
and amused me just like in those good young times.
Recommend, big one